When I first starting writing in this blog, the tag line was: "A blog about our first house, our new baby, and our adventures along the way." Four years later, this tag line is quickly becoming outdated. We're expecting the arrival of a new tiny
Before long, we will be moving from our first house, leaving our amazing neighbors, and headed back home to North Carolina. Part of this move is job related. Since President Trump has apparently chosen to ignore my top secret advice about renewable energy despite my promises that he could see Kate Middleton's boobs, it looks like all the progress on the "preserving a livable planet" front is going to be in the private sector. So, Sean got an awesome new job with Solar company in NC, and we are selling our house.
As such, I've been reflecting a lot about the changes we've made to this place.
When we moved in things were a little *ahem*-- unkempt. From the front, our house looked a bit like a crazy old witch lived here. These days, our house is looking like a totally cute babe. If Cher, from the movie Clueless could see our house, she would describe her as a "total Betty." Look at those flipping window boxes! Breathe in the trendy adorableness of our board-and-batten shutters!
All women love a good makeover montage, and I'm no exception. Actually, I think men like makeovers too, which is why the DIY network has captured such a brilliant market. It repackages the makeover into something vaguely masculine by disguising it with power tools, then rakes in a fortune by advertising back-splash products to its hypnotized unisex masses.
The photographer is coming soon to take photos of the interior of our house. When those come in, I'll update this post with some "before" and "after" movie magic. In the meantime, I'll be cleaning frantically for our upcoming open house, and maybe watching the DIY network.