This has been one of my favorite blog posts ever, because of everyone's hilarious comments. My favorite comment came from my bestie Stacy who send me this text message:
"New out out-of-the-box submission for uterus name: Mariah Carey. Now, hear me out. She seems harmless, but every year she comes out of nowhere and just slays the holiday special shows."
This comment made me laugh so hard that I almost ignored the popular vote and just named my uterus Mariah Carey instead. Among other notable suggestions were: Elle Driver (from Kill Bill,) and Catherine DeMedici. In all, y'all's suggestions were all super on-point and murdery.
Anyways, the results are in, and the winner of the popular vote is:
|This is a screenshot from the google form I made, which-- to my delight- 53 people actually filled out.|
Today, I'm going out-- totally without fear that one of my organs may be plotting against me. I know that, as a Lannister, my uterus always likes to pay her debts. But this time, I think Cersei overextended her power play.
RIP Cersei Lannister
Well played, you treasonous wench, well played.