|Zucchini Hash Browns with Yogurt Dipping Sauce|
Then, you realize that you haven't harvested your garden in a week, and you suddenly have a zucchini roughly the size of a whiffle ball bat! Your brain has two immediate reactions:
Reaction number 1: I am a master gardener. I should take this zucchini to the county fair, because it is surely the grandest zucchini in all the land, and I will be showered with blue ribbons. All the farmers will want to know about my innovative agricultural techniques of severe neglect, which allowed me to produce this prize zucchini.
Reaction number 2: Oh Shit Balls! How on earth am I going to consume all this zucchini? I mean, how much zucchini bread can I honestly expect us to consume? Do I even really like zucchini that much? Does anyone? How can I con my neighbors into taking some of this zucchini?
This is the horrible state of zuchinni-ness I found myself in this summer. I immediately went on the offensive, and spent an entire morning chopping, shredding, and otherwise dismembering my zucchini, which I named GORGOTH THE ZUCCHINI. Then I took some of the remains of Gorgoth, which I scattered among my garden as a warning to any other zucchinis who were developing aspirations of grandeur. Finally, I was ready to begin cooking.
I did the all of the usual zucchini tricks. I made Zucchini Bread. I made Zucchini muffins. I chopped, seasoned and sautéed zucchini, then froze it for consumption later in the year. And--after an entire day of cooking-- I still hadn't made a dent. I still had two enormous ziplock bags of shredded GORGOTH zucchini. Undaunted, I rashly invented this recipe for ZUCCHINI HASH BROWNS--- which sounds fancy, but it's really not.
Zucchini Hash Browns:
10 cups shredded zucchini (patted dry with a paper towel)
1 cup flour
1 small white onion
2 cloves garlic
Here's what I did:
Start with 10 cups of shredded zucchini (use a cheese grater to easily shred your raw zucchini)
Chop up 1 small white onion
Chop up 2 cloves of garlic
In a small pan, sauté the onions and garlic with a little bit of vegetable oil for about two minutes.
In a large mixing bowl, combine the raw shredded zucchini with the onions and garlic you just sauteed, and then add:
1 cup flour
1 teaspoon pepper
1 tablespoon salt
Stir together vigorously. Your batter is complete.
From here on out it's a good old fashion fry up. I used vegetable oil to pan-fry mine.
Using your fingers, grab a glob of batter and form it until it's about the size of a biscuit, and about an inch thick. Throw it in the hot oil until it's browned on one side. Then flip. Once the hash browns are browned on both sides, set them on a paper towel to soak up excess grease. When ready, throw them on a platter and voila!
I served mine with a yogurt sauce (just mix greek yogurt, lime juice, cumin, and paprika,) and fresh heirloom tomatoes. The result was pretty delicious. I took them to a neighborhood party (yes, another one-- my neighborhood LIKES TO PARTY,) and even Tammy, Queen of the Confectionary Arts was impressed.
Hopefully, next year I'll remember to harvest my zucchinis before things get out of hand. But, if not, at least I'll be ready---butcher knife in hand--to battle the GORGOTH and serve some delicious zucchini hash browns. Perhaps the drunk chimpanzee who writes my daughters children's books will be enticed to try a few.
add to bowl of shreeded zuchinii, then add flour and eggs. Stir. Sprinkle with salt and pepper.