Anyways, she was pretty psyched about it, and graciously overlooked the fact that she had to eat rice cereal, while the rest of us had spicy thai bisque.
This momentous event has been a long time coming. At about 3 and a half months old, Millie started showing an extreme interest in our food, specifically the portion of it that was contained in Sean's coffee mug. The effect this coffee mug had on our baby can only be compared to the effects of the character, "hypno-toad" from the TV show Futurama. Next, she began gnawing on Sean's coffee mug, and--to a lesser degree---all other coffee mugs. Now she is in full-blown consumption mode, leaving no vessel of liquid unassailed, and snatching at our forks as we transfer food from our plates to our mouths. It has been many weeks since Sean's coffee mug was safe at all.
Much like THE ALMIGHTY SARLACC, the pit-dwelling monster featured in Star Wars, Return of the Jedi, our baby features a lightning fast, almost octopine reflex which enables her to reach out and grab any unwitting food that comes across her path. The ALMIGHTY SARLACC used this technique in Return of the Jedi to to capture Boba Fett and slowly digest him over a period of 1,000 years. Similarly, Millie used this technique to capture our plate of Asian Pot-Stitckers two nights ago, before being thwarted by her sleep deprived yet street-wise parents.
|Nesting place of the Almighty Sarlacc|
In the end, she consumed her rice cereal with every indication of enjoyment, despite the fact that we did not serve it to her out of Sean's coffee mug.
At least so far, the introduction of solid foods hasn't disrupted our lives too much. Of course we've been warned that this introduction will result in the nastification of her baby poop, but we're not worried about that. She's already been processing the dog hair without any significant fecal shift. It's a mystery where this dog hair goes after she's eaten it---we've never seen any in her poop---but if I had to venture a guess, I would assume that it's still in her belly, being slowly digested over 1,000 years.