Before the baby was born, Jay asked Sean and I what he could build for the baby. We told him the baby really needed a custom bar top for her home-brew equipment. He didn't go for it, so we had him build this window seat for the baby's room instead.
What I love about this seat is the built in storage underneath. Babies come standard with between 200-400 brightly colored baby toys. Millie is too young for most of them, but one day, I can see how she will really enjoy shoving them into her mouth. In the meantime, I need a way to hide them from the public, since her room is already generally a tornado zone of dirty diapers, puke covered onesies, and cardboard Dr. Suess books. The built in storage is really going to help with that.
Now take a look at the top of the seat. What does that look like to you? That's right, Assholes. It's a single slab of sustainably harvested walnut with live edging! It's what rich people make dining room tables out of, and we are so decadent we just sit around on ours! If a rich person came to our house and saw it they may say, "oh, what a beautiful piece of walnut, are you going to make a dining room table out of that?" And we'll say, "no, we're just going to sit around on our asses on it, but we may change a diaper on it later." BAM. BLAM. BLAMMO. Gosh it's fun living in high society.
So thanks Grandpa Jay, for the beautiful new window seat. We'll make sure Millie doesn't use it as a dining room table, because, after all, that's where people's asses have been.